Humorous Political views
Obviously we’ve got it all wrong Obama is keeping his promises. Just not to the American people. Let me take the liberty of completing some of his statements.
I Promise You
My administration and the Government will have transparency
(Add to that)
Just for a select few, like my Czars, not everyone.
I Promise You
I will fix the healthcare system.
(Add to that)
Even if it bankrupts the entire country.
I Promise You
I will create millions of jobs for the unemployed
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By doubling the size of the present government.
I Promise You
I’ll bailout the financial system.
(Add to that)
No matter how many dollars I have to print.
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